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Animal Jokes in English
|Q -Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A - because he was a 'chicken'... 😂 😜
|Why do elephants live in herds?
To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles... 😂 😜
|Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
He could run as fast as Rudolph,
he just couldn't stop as fast... 😂 😜
|What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
Eight beers... 😂 😜
|First snake - I hope I am not poisonous
Second snake - Why?
First snake - Because I bit my lip!... 😂 😜
|During an auction of exotic pets
a woman who had placed a winning bid told the auctioneer,
I'm paying a for tune for that parrot.
I hope he talks as well as you say hedoes.
I guarantee it, madam," replied the auctioneer.
Who do you think was bidding against you?... 😂 😜
|This horse walks in to a bar and
asks for a bit to eat!... 😂 😜
|What do u get if u cross Bambi wit a ghost?
Bamboo What is a duck's favorite TV show?
THE FEATHER FORECAST GET IT? hahaha... 😂 😜
|How do you get an elephant out of the water?
How do you get two elephants out of the water?
One by one... 😂 😜
|Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room.
"My God Henry", she screams,
I know you have had other woman but
this time you have gone too far!
You may be right he says, 'I think I'm stuck... 😂 😜
|A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin.
Is it true that an alligator won'tattack you if you carry a flashlight?
The cousin smirked and replied, 'Depends on how fast ya carry the flashlight'... 😂 😜
|How do you catch a polar bear?
A - First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice.
Next, you place enough peas around the hole to completely surround the hole.
Then, when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole... 😂 😜
|What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
A Cock that can stay up all night!... 😂 😜
|Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves
The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket
After a few minutes
one rabbit turned to the other and said
Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?... 😂 😜
|Q - What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A - None. It just lets out a little wine... 😂 😜