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Boyfriend nd Girlfriend are like 'Liver' nd 'Kidney'.
Boy is Liver nd Girl is Kidney.
If Liver Fails, Kidney Fails.
If Kidney Fails. Liver Manages With Other Kidney. ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
boy - how do i play the guitar?
girl - u should be on TV for your talent
boy - am i so good?
girl - if u were on TV,, i can at least switch it off... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
A man's feeling
.
...
It feels like a mini heart attack
when i don't find my mobile in my pocket
and
Its almost like heart fail
when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Apple = Vitamins
Vitamins = Power
Power = Work
Work = Money
Money = Girl Friend
Girl Friend = Tension
Tension = Heart Attack
Heart Attack = Death
Problems an apple can make... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
A perfect girl
Doesn't bother
Doesn't shout
Doesn't flirt with others
Doesn't lies
Doesn't cheat
And
.
...
Doesn't exists
Clappingg!... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
I just feel u
Whenever I feel u
I just miss u
Whenever i miss u
I just wanna See u
Do u know why
It's juts because
I LOVE CARTOONS... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF - What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy - U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl
.
...
Excuse me !
My face is above... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher
can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied - NO Never!!
Boy said to girl -
see i told you not to worry!... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Ultimate insult..
I love your smile Becoz..
.
...
My favorite color is 'YELLOW'!!... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Boy U r d Sunshine of My Life !
Without U Life's Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl - Now Go Further
I've 2 Listen More
Weather Report... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy - Don't worry darling I am already married... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Attitude of girls-
When a boy sends dirty SMS
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward that to her friends and
then replies the boy.
i do not like that kind of SMS ok?... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy - My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM
Girl - Ooh God.. I am so lucky
.
..
She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ

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