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|What is the longest word in the English language?
Harry - there is a mile between the first and last letters!... 😂 😜
|A Smith pulled out 6 people from a burning house
but still he is in jail ...why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !... 😂 😜
|Ambani - If I start driving my CAR @ sunrise, I won't b able 2 cover even half of my estate by sunset...
Jack - Even I Had such a useless car but i sold it... 😂 😜
|Mom - Did you enjoy your first day at school?
Amli -First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow? ... 😂 😜
|Said to a railroad engineer
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The reply from the railroad engineer - How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?... 😂 😜
|Funny man to Anna - Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Anna rushed home angrily.
After half an hour, he came back and slapped the funny man.
Anna said - You fool, he is not my friend... 😂 😜
|A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.
Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone... 😂 😜
|USA Athlete lost Gold Medal in Long jumo
Smith reads in Paper and says Angerly - He deserved it! who told that idiot to wear the Gold Medal while jumping?... 😂 😜
|A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.
Father Mouse jumped and and said,
'Bow-wow' The cat ran away.
What was that, Father? asked Baby Mouse.
Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language.... 😂 😜
|Smith - Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor - Drink this glass of water.
Smith - Will it make me better?
Doctor - No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.... 😂 😜
|Anna - Smith says I'm pretty.
Daniel says I'm ugly.
What do you think, David?
David = I think you're pretty ugly... 😂 😜
|Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony,
the bride broom says to the groom broom,
I think I am going to have a whisk.
The groom broom says
How can that be? We haven't even swept together!... 😂 😜
|John finds cigarette box in daughter's room.
Oh my God!! she smokes
Then finds whisky,
Oh my God!! she drinks
Then he saw a boy.
Thank God!! Its all his... 😂 😜
|Anna - You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Harry - What are the two things?
Anna - Your feet... 😂 😜
|Thomas - Why are all those people running?
Smith - They are running a race to get a cup.
Thomas - Who will get the cup?
Smith - The person who wins.
Thomas - Then why are all the others running?... 😂 😜