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Son - Dad My Stomach Is Paining.
Father - that's Because your stomach is empty.
Son - Oh! Now I understand why you always have headache πŸ˜‚ο»Ώ 😜
Harry - Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad - An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Harry - No... πŸ˜‚ο»Ώ 😜
School teacher sent home a note
Your son is an obedient and bright student but spends too much time with girls.
Mother sent a note back -
Please advise a solution!
Father has the same problem.... πŸ˜‚ο»Ώ 😜
Dad - Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Daniel - Absence!
Dad - You were absent on the day of the exam?
Daniel - No but the boy who sits next to me was!... πŸ˜‚ο»Ώ 😜
Daniel - Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father - I think so. What do you want me to write?
Daniel - Your name on this report card... πŸ˜‚ο»Ώ 😜
Daniel - What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?
David - Beats me.
Daniel - A POPsicle!... πŸ˜‚ο»Ώ 😜
Daniel - What does your father do for a living?
David - He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
Daniel - Do you have any brothers or sisters?
David - Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother... πŸ˜‚ο»Ώ 😜
Science teacher - When is the boiling point reached?
Science student - When my father sees my report card!... πŸ˜‚ο»Ώ 😜
A small boy was at the zoo with his father.
They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.
Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up
Yes, son? the father asked, ready to console him.
Which bus would I take home?... πŸ˜‚ο»Ώ 😜
Dad, are bugs good to eat? asked the boy.
Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son, his father replied.
After dinner the father inquired,
Now, son, what did you want to ask me?
Oh, nothing, the boy said.
There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone... πŸ˜‚ο»Ώ 😜
Daniel's father - Let me see your report card.
Daniel - I don’t have it.
Daniel's father - Why not?
Daniel - My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.... πŸ˜‚ο»Ώ 😜
Once there were three Ladies.
First Lady - My husband's hair color is Black,So i will wear Black Dress for tomorrow Party.
Second Lady - My husband's hair color is Yellow,So i will wear yellow Dress for tomorrow Party.
Third Lady questioned - My Husband is bald, So what should I ??... πŸ˜‚ο»Ώ 😜
Once in a bar, one guy said to another - I slept with your mom last night."
after that whole bar was waiting another guy's response.
After a while
he laughs and says - Let's go home, Father, you are drunk.. πŸ˜‚ο»Ώ 😜
Son - mom, yesterday when i was on bus with dad, dad told me to give up my
seat to a lady.
Mom - Good, you have done right thing.
Son - but mom I was sitting on dad's lap... πŸ˜‚ο»Ώ 😜
Father - Do you have a trouble making decisions?
Son - well, yes and no !... πŸ˜‚ο»Ώ 😜

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