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When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
'damn I am really so cute'
u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
BeCoz liars go to hell!... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Taste this SMS
Did u feel the taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
Monkey doesn't know the taste of ginger (BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD)!... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Last night was my fault
my wife asked
what's on the TV?
and ..... I said, dust!.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Boy friend is fun,
and
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
and
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
and
Husband is qismat phooti.... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
when words fail eyes works
when eyes fail heart works
when heart fails to kia ??
.
...
samajh le Tapak gaya(die)... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Two devils came in to my dreams
They said -
We want to disturb some good person.
I suggest them your name.
They said,
'We cannot disturb our boss'... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
In heaven together we were in a big hall.
An Angel told us to write our sins before going in,
but before l could start writing any thing
l heard you calling for 'EXTRA SHEET'.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
What A Mystery
A cockroach is afraid of Rat,
Rat is afraid of Cat,
Cat is afraid of Dog,
Dog is afraid of Man,
Man is afraid of Woman,
And Woman is afraid of
.
...
cockroach!... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
difference between Ignorance and selfcontrol?
When u see mirror and u don't laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!
and
When i look at u and i don't laugh,
thats called self control... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Today i have not sent SMS 2 anybody Except U.
Today i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool!... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling..... and
Prove that u're the Best TubeLight... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
i am a killer!
i kill people for money,
i am a killer! i kill people for money,
but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Who was the 1st indian crickter
to become captain in his 1st match,
score century in d same match and
hit a 6 of the last ball 2 defeat england?
AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Think positive
Look at the world as one huge chocolate cake.
It would not be complete without
a few sweets and nuts.
Sweets like me and nuts like you!.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ

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