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ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144... 😂 😜
|Love Happens Automatically.
Manual Working of It
Is Called Flirting... 😂 😜
|Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time... 😂 😜
|Pay My Regards To Your Father
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child
What A Stamina He Has Got
I Salute your Father
Happy Father's day... 😂 😜
|Daniel - Meet my wife Tina
David - Oh! I know her
Daniel - How?
David- We were caught sleeping together
Daniel - What the hell?
David - during lecture in Maths class... 😂 😜
|A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
Dad asked - how did u feel?
It replied - Dad it was wonderful. everyone was clapping 4 me
Moral - Take everything positively... 😂 😜
|It's Perfectly Legal To Kill Someone In Your Dreams,
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday
Good Morning... 😂 😜
|Daniel - Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor - When ?
Daniel - Three Months Ago
Doctor - What were you doing till now?
Daniel - We were using duplicate key... 😂 😜
|Q - What is the difference between secretary and private secretary?
Ans - Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.... 😂 😜
|U are a BITCH
r u smiling now?
'YOU ARE REALLY BITCH'... 😂 😜
|Daniel - I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My Business.
Smith - Why, What Do You Do?
Daniel - i have A Company, Make Tissue Papers ... 😂 😜
When The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car?
'The Mercedes bends'... 😂 😜
|One day King and Queen
decided to send messages to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached king without any message.
He Angried and called to Queen.
She told stupid 'This was a missed call'... 😂 😜
|I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart and
i got Heart Attack... 😂 😜
|TEACHER - Daniel, name one important thing
we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Daniel - Me... 😂 😜