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--Definition of Honeymoon --
A man's last holiday before he starts working for a new boss ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND!... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
A Question Asked In A Talent Test
If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?
The Answer Came -
Why Should I ?... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Difference between Friend and Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
U r my Best Friend
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
U r my Best Wife?... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt
Tsunamis to devastate
Hurricanes to sway around
and
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
You know why women starts with 'W'
because all questions start with 'W'!
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
and
Finally Wife!.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
and
Those inside are desperate to come out... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: 'Up! Quick! My husband is back!'
Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: 'Damn, I am the husband!'... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled - how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?'
The man couldn't believe his luck - 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didn't see her
Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.....
On Thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a man... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy - Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife) -
Tell him we have already got one!... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck -
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled - Not Yet.
Jump Innn Fasttt.... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Wife - I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
.
...
Husband - i saw your dad paying the bill... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Wife - I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in Your hands all day.
Husband - I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ

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