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|Husband - Today is Sunday nd
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife - Why three?
Husband - 1 For U and 2 for ur parents... 😄 😂
I know, that is too much for u,
so here is a shortcut.
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!.. 😄 😂
|A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
say that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
Books And Study... 😄 😂
|Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver nd wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney... 😄 😂
|After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didn't notice... 😄 😂
|Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool and controlled by remote.... 😄 😂
|Life is like a MOVIE
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u look at the mirror - HORROR... 😄 😂
|Only true friends stand by You
during bad times.
I will attend your wedding... 😄 😂
|What is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear... 😄 😂
|You are a nice person...
U have to do 2 things early in the morning
1st - pray to God so that u can live....
2nd - take a bath so that others can live.... 😄 😂
|A recently fired
stock trader said
This is worse than divorce...
I have lost everything
I still have my wife..... 😄 😂
|God has given many qualities to you,
And many more......this is call as
'Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan...' 😄 😂
|The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get
does not stop until you get into the office... 😄 😂
|Repeat these lines at least 2 hours
everyday after Namaz outside the mosque
& u will b a millionare within few Months.
'Allah k naam par dey de baba'.. 😄 😂
|Customer - How much is that banana for?
Salesperson - Rs.10
Customer - Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?
Salesperson - At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Customer - Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!... 😄 😂