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|Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
nd without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!... 😂 😜
|What is the difference between
Monkey and Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is Yours... 😂 😜
|Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far... 😂 😜
|Daniel - Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
David - Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?... 😂 😜
|Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
I laugh again... 😂 😜
|Whats the height of hope??
It is sitting in the exam hall,
holding the question paper in hand
and telling yourself
Exams will get postponed!... 😂 😜
|The devils challenged...
the angels to a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils - No problem,
we have got all the umpires... 😂 😜
|A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing...
I will take either side... 😂 😜
|Why were males created before females?
Because you always need
a rough draft before the final copy... 😂 😜
|Daniel sitting with dog..
John - Your dog bits?
Daniel - No
John sits and the dog bits!
John angrily, you said he does not bit!
Daniel - That is not my dog... 😂 😜
|I Made No Resolutions For The New Year.
The Habit of Making Plans, Criticizing, Sanctioning
Molding My Life
Is Too Much of
A Daily Event For Me... 😂 😜
|Positive Thinking poem -
Little bird in the sky
Dropping shit into your eye
You don't worry You don't cry,
You just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive... 😂 😜
|Daniel - Dude Eggs are extra salty today
Toooo much Salt..why?
Waiter - Sir hen is suffering from high blood Pressure... 😂 😜
|My boss asked me today
which one of us was the stupid one.
I told him everyone knows that
YOU don’t hire stupid people... 😂 😜
|Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly... ?
If They Were
Small Round and White
They Would Be
'Aspirins'... 😂 😜