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Teacher - What is the fullform of maths.
Student - Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students. ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Teacher - Tell a good example of import and export ?
Monu - Sonia and Sania
Teacher - Where are your steps. ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Teacher - Why do we drink water ?
Students - Because we can not eat this. ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Teacher - Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Ankit - No mam! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher - Why ?
Ankit - My mother will not allow me to go so far ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Tomorrow is my exam
But
I don't care
Because a single sheet of paper
can't decide my future.
Thomas Edison... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Teacher - Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
Little johny - A heart a attack!... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
I Cried When I Failed
In 2 Subjects,
But
..
I laughed When I Came To Know My Friend Failed In 5 Subjects... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
and
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student - Sir, I love you and You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Thomas - How old is your father?
Harry - As old as me.
Thomas - How can that be?
Harry - He became a father only when I was born... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class
When I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is it?
Daniel answered - Its the past tense of course... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Teacher - Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
Student - Who? Me?
Teacher - Very Good, Sit down... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Teacher To Student
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student - A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is Sleeping... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Teacher - What is your father's name?
Student - Beautiful Red Underwear
Teacher - What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name
Student - My father's is Sunderlal Chadda... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ
Teacher - What's 2 and 2?
Daniel - 4
Teacher - That's good.
Daniel - What Good?, It's perfect.... ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟ ๐Ÿ˜œ

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