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|Girlfriend - My Heart Is Like Mobile and You Like a Sim Card
Boyfriend - I Am Very Happy.!
Girlfriend - don't Be Too Happy..
if I Get a New Offer, I Will Change the Sim Card!... 😎 😎
|Teacher - what do u call a person who cannot hear anything ?
Santa - U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything... 😎 😎
|What is the English movie name for Karvachauth ?
'Fast and Furious'... One day Fast, 364 days Furious... 😎 😎
|Hundred words does not give pain while the professor takes class,
But a true friend's silence in exam hall makes more tears in heart!... 😎 😎
|BACHELOR SMS -
He + She = Love
H + S + L = Marriage
H + S + L + M = Child
H + S + L + M + C = Family
H + S + L + M + C + F = Problem.
SO EAST OR WEST BACHELOR LIFE IS BEST.
So enjoy your life... 😎 😎
|Santa - I am going to buy the Taj Mahal next week.
Banta - Who told you I am going to sell it?... 😎 😎
|How do I tell my eyes which desire to see you that
Today is a holiday for the zoo... 😎 😎
|Teacher - What is the chemical formula for water?"
Amit - 'HIJKLMNO'
Teacher asks - What on Earth are you talking about?
Amit - Yesterday you said it was 'H to O' 😎 😎
|Boy to his girlfriend - Hey one beggar is following us.
Girlfriend - OMG! it's my father... 😎 😎
|You are very talented.
You are very clever.
You are very sweet.
You are very beautiful.
Don't feel good after reading this message,
I got this sms in the morning. Just forwarded it to you... 😎 😎
|Yesterday is an old paper
Today is a news paper
Tomorrow is a question paper
But life is an answer paper.
So write it carefully... 😎 😎