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Girlfriend - My Heart Is Like Mobile and You Like a Sim Card
Boyfriend - I Am Very Happy.!
Girlfriend - don't Be Too Happy..
if I Get a New Offer, I Will Change the Sim Card!... ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Teacher - what do u call a person who cannot hear anything ?
Santa - U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything... ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž
What is the English movie name for Karvachauth ?
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'Fast and Furious'... One day Fast, 364 days Furious... ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Hundred words does not give pain while the professor takes class,
But a true friend's silence in exam hall makes more tears in heart!... ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž
BACHELOR SMS -
He + She = Love
H + S + L = Marriage
H + S + L + M = Child
H + S + L + M + C = Family
H + S + L + M + C + F = Problem.
SO EAST OR WEST BACHELOR LIFE IS BEST.
So enjoy your life... ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Santa - I am going to buy the Taj Mahal next week.
Banta - Who told you I am going to sell it?... ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž
How do I tell my eyes which desire to see you that
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Today is a holiday for the zoo... ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Teacher - What is the chemical formula for water?"
Amit - 'HIJKLMNO'
Teacher asks - What on Earth are you talking about?
Amit - Yesterday you said it was 'H to O' ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Boy to his girlfriend - Hey one beggar is following us.
Girlfriend - OMG! it's my father... ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž
You are very talented.
You are very clever.
You are very sweet.
You are very beautiful.
Don't feel good after reading this message,
I got this sms in the morning. Just forwarded it to you... ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Yesterday is an old paper
Today is a news paper
Tomorrow is a question paper
But life is an answer paper.
So write it carefully... ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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